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Joke of the Day
"What country has the most people? Brazil... They've got Brazillions"
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"What sets apart anal sex and regular sex? Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak..."
"CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put ""may not hover"" on the box and get out of my sight"
"I thought my Haitian friend was finally going to show me zombies... but it was actually just 'some bees'"
"What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles."
"What it sounds like when you pee in the woods with a shy bladder *crickets"
"Why do they say ""character actress""? Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?"
"""Billie Jean"" is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean"
"I don't mean to brag about my patience, but I just waited 5 whole seconds before passing a student driver and flicking them off."
"what do you call an alligator in a vest? ... An investigator"