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Joke of the Day
"What country has the most people? Brazil... They've got Brazillions"
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"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."
"When life hands you alligators, make gator aid."
"If you want to touch the sky... Fuck a duck and you will fly! (I don' know who is credited with first saying this time-honored literary pearl.)"
"If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack."
"This polo shirt has two buttoning options: Uptight golf prick or disco chest hair."
"Grandma: You've left all your crusts Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma? Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine."
"What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears? A gf gif gift grift"
"What do you call a pokemon that's part train? A Pikachoochoo."
"Why couldnt the feminist screw in a lightbulb? Because there was a glass ceiling."