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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the hair between grandma's breasts? Her pussy."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"I wish I could see the look of surprise and wonder on my son's face when he opens his lunchbox full of tampons today. Payback for talkback."

"So there's this redditor that says part of the joke in the title, then repeats it for no goddamn reason."

"BEDSIDE CONFESSION Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: ""I should warn you, Ted: I've got acute angina."" Ted: ""Your breasts aren't bad either."

"Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window? He read that it was an invisible solid."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It saw a cock!"

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? a pok-e-mon!"

"When I retire I plan to study oceanography. (I'll eat like a shark, drink like a fish and lay on the beach like a whale)"

"What's the difference between a jew and a boy-scout? Boy-scout comes back from the camp"