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Joke of the Day

"If my girlfriend has six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what has she got? No chance of blocking an uppercut."

"[OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold"

"Hey, yeah I'll be ready in a minute. I'm just going to shower and jerkoff. just kidding, I'm not going to shower"

"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting"

"9 out of 10 men prefer women with big tits. The 10th guy prefers the other 9 guys."

"Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water."

"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field."

"My girlfriend told me she was retaining water and gaining weight... I told her not to sweat it."

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful."

"What's the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman? Snowballs."