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Joke of the Day
"Nothing says ""My balls are kept in a jar inside her purse"" quite like a joint Facebook account."
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"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows."
"Q: What is a monster's favourite game? A: Swallow the leader."
"A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic. ""Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians."" The mechanic has a look under the car. ""Your alignment is off."""
"I still remember what my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you reckon I can kick this bucket?"""
"Hey guys Someone needs to wake up green day."
"uh NEWS FLASH Keith ur name rhymes w/ teeth. Yea how do u like them apples Mouth Boy. How do u like them apples promoting good oral hygiene"
"My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet. I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back."
"People keep asking me why I'm working for Dr Frankenstein. I'm only trying to make a living."
"Every idiot in Florida just turned on their electric heater & they crashed the grid. Now I'm forced to watch my neighbor sleep in the dark."