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Joke of the Day

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't care. You pick"

"Finally cleaned out the fridge to make meal planning easier. Tonight, we're having buttered olives with mustard and baking soda."

"Best Bang for your Buck! would make a great punchline for a joke about bambi and the intricate workings of an illegal woodland critter prostitution service"

"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."

"A Texan goes to a car dealership He sees a car he likes and says ""Gee that's a byoot!"" The Dealer responds ""That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"""

"What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea? I've never had a Walnut on my chest.."

"What do you call a thrash can that cant close A thrash cannot (hahaha.....)"

"I have a weird fungal infection on my foot... I didn't like it at first, but it's growing on me."

"I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, ""No, one drag is enough."""

"I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania... ...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia. ~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~"