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Joke of the Day

"The National Shredded Cheese Council just endorsed Donald Trump for president... They're ready to make America grate again."

"Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger? Fiscal therapy"

"I'm no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be: ""oh you think BUSH was terrible?"""

"Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space. The final frontier.........."

"If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"Wrinkle Cream My nine-year-old daughter walked in while I was getting ready for work. ""What are you doing?"" she asked. ""Putting on my wrinkle cream,"" I answered. ""Oh,"" she said, walking away. """

"did you know you can tell how much a girl likes you by the position of their feet Chances are if her feet are next to her ears she really likes you."

"If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island."

"What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of? Denim, denim, denim."

"What do you call a bullying competition? A jerk-off"