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Joke of the Day

"I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing ""Danger Zone"" six times in a row... ...they told me I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts"

"Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history."

"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... [OC] One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No, *CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""

"How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It was known for blowing up for no reason"

"""Hey, mate, rumors have it that you won a car in a lottery, wanna hang out sometimes?"" ""Yeah, it's mostly true, except it was a house, not a car. And poker, not lottery. And lost, not won""."

"It sucks to be a dick.. A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it."

"Currently searching the want ads for a place that will pay a good salary for me to just curl up in a ball and give up."

"When two idiots have the same dumb idea... special minds think alike"