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Joke of the Day
"What do eggs say when they're turnt? Omelette, fam"
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"My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel..."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty but deer nuts are under a buck."
"Kanye West wants to be president... But no one man should have all that power."
"Theres 365 days until halloween and people ALREADY have their decorations up."
"I used to be really interested in drilling holes Now I just find it boring."
"Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit."
"How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you ""Let's just be friends."""
"I have a Jewish friend who makes beer I guess you could say Hebrews"
"As a tall person... Study finds that shorter men will live longer but taller men have a higher shelf life."