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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar."

"Asked my toddler if she'd work on being more careful when eating in her car seat. Her response was an immediate ""No."" At least she's honest."

"People who live in Lego houses should not walk around without shoes."

"Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May"

"I bet Hitler & the guy who invented the car alarm belong to a book club together in hell."

"What the quickest way to a mans heart? Though his chest with a knife"

"I taught my parents something today... ...I guess they learned from their mistake"

"First cave man to 2nd cave man: ""I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."""

"""Nobody wants to hear about pooping"" Actually Mom, I think you'll find that there's an entire social network dedicated to proving you wrong."

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."