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Joke of the Day
"What is the French version of the name Parker? Valet."
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"Round, heavy object they throw at the olympics. Discuss."
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair. ^sorry"
"hi rappers i have been shaking dat ass all night and i am exhausted can you make a song about sitting and watching tv at a reasonable volume"
"[My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa-getti."
"""How do you perform mediation?"" ""Meditation? Uuuummmmmmm........"""
"It sucks when an album has a real chill sad song and you're like oh yeahh and then the next song is crazy loud it makes me wanna eat knives."
"when it's april 2nd and she still pregnant"
"What do 0/10 little boys enjoy? Catholic priests"
"Making a list of all the people who wrote ""Happy Birthday"" on my wall without an exclamation point so that I know who's secretly mad at me."