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Joke of the Day
"Science joke An ion walks into a bar, ""Just you tonight, sir?"" ""No, I'm waiting on one more."""
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"A man asks his wife ""Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"" The wife says ""I don't like calling you when you're at work!"""
"What element in the Periodic Table of Elements can you not take seriously? Silly-con!"
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