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Joke of the Day
"What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan? The Lower Yeast Side."
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"Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down."
"Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true."
"Did you hear about Trump's tax plan? Declare that the US has a $900 million loss so we all don't have to pay taxes!"
"A guy waved at me and ran over the other day... He said ""oh sorry I thought you were someone else!"" I said, ""I am"" -Demetri Martin"
"I told my sister a joke about the belts. I didn't know if it would hold up"
"If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason."
"Hi I'm with the salad police. If you happen to see or hear any suspicious activity regarding renegade vegetables in your local area Please lettuce know"
"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it."
"Your dog has stockholm syndrome."