101383

Joke of the Day

"A World War II joke What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial? ""I was just following odors."""

"What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? There are twenty of them."

"A toilet was stolen from my local police station. The cops said they had nothing to go on."

"If Barnes and Noble started selling paint, what colors would they sell?.. 50 Shades of Grey"

"If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life. If you're nice to a person, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen."

"People who put a shitload of bumper stickers on the back of their vehicles love to loudly refer to God as a ""she"" in public places."

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky."

"I was told politicians didn't take craps I guess that's why they're full of shit"

"Brain: We got this!! Body: Yeah, no we don't"

"Why wouldn't the two tampons talk to each other? They are both stuck-up cunts."