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Joke of the Day
"So a horse walks in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
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"Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped? Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!"
"I like how Angelina waited to divorce Brad Pitt until Jen got married. Well played Maleficent...well played..."
"Forget everything you learned in College.... ""Forget everything you learned in College, you won't need it working here."" ""But I never went to college."" ""I'm sorry your not qualified to work here."""
"What is Donald Trump's favorite music album? The Wall"
"21 ways to piss off the mods on this sub [removed]"
"Joke I had a joke about cheese. Never mind it was too cheesy... The last of us inspirational full of haha joke...:)"
"What kind of tree likes a high five? A palm tree"
"There once was a man from Nantucket... Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin: ""If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."""
"The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum"