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Joke of the Day
"So a horse walks in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
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"shout out to.. shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"
"If you're not cheating on me, then why won't you let me install surveillance cameras in your house."
"What's the pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright..."
"Teacher: You have the same mistakes as the person next to you, how could that happen? Me: We have the same teacher."
"What is the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
"Mexico's prison system"
"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 20 minutes, thermostat 8."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll add to the global overdepletion of the oceans. So just give him the fish."
"Just remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else."