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Joke of the Day
"What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards"
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"I got some used paint In the shape of a house."
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"A Man Walks Into A Bra... Dyslexia's a bitch, ain't it."
"It's cold Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees."
"*Geography Bee* Judge: ""Tell me about Yemen."" Me: ""Chandler said he was moving there when he couldn't breakup with Janice on Friends."""