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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because their women don't want it unless it's 10% off"
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"Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough."
"What do you call a sad hat? A sombre-ero!"
"In Seattle, there's a code that states when two people are walking towards each other, the one with the bigger coffee cup passes first."
"Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mother was in a jam."
"Attention, guys wearing ""skinny Jeans"", you took the phrase ""getting into her pants"" the wrong way"
"My Girlfriend used to go down on me all the time... ...so I fixed the puncture"
"How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room to remove it."
"Why did Ellen Pao try to sue the users of Reddit for gender discrimination/ sexual harassment? Because they were forming a massive circle-jerk around her"
"What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls."