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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you my Boy Scout troop leader? Cause you're making me pitch a tent."
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"Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold out here!"
"I'm not sure I understand What The Hell you're talking about....But.....you're showing cleavage, so I will listen."
"Women are like cars. We want the ones that look AND work the best, but none of us have the money."
"A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
"Worst part of my old job was drug screenings. Had to tell a guy he was pregnant. Lesson: don't use your girlfriend's urine for testing."
"The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen"
"I'd really, really love to adopt a kid some day. Abort* Sorry, I hate auto correct."
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture."
"GOD: They scared enough? ANGEL: Not yet GOD: You got Trump running? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Hurricane? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Ok, send in the clowns."