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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, are you my Boy Scout troop leader? Cause you're making me pitch a tent."

"A man walk into a bar and he said ""oww"""

"My friends keep telling me I'm in the closet. I just tell them it's Narnia business."

"Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work? His loving knife."

"I watched a gay fish porn the other day... ...it was pretty homoaquatic."

"What do you call a prepubescent rapist? ... a smooth criminal."

"Did you ever hear about the Bass player whose timing was so bad he threw himself behind a train?"

"Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over!"

"My relationship with the time traveling girl was over before it began."

"I took my kids to the aquarium. ""If you get really close to the glass maybe the whale will talk to you!"" I suggested to my son. ""Grow up,"" said the woman behind the ticket booth."