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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay piece of bread? A faguette"
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"How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter? Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback"
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"Me: LARGE FRY! McDonald's Manager: Ma'am, you can't use the drive-thru riding a stick pony. Please leave NOW Me: I WILL CUT YOU! *sirens*"
"Two FBI agents search an office and find a hard drive with ""KGB"" on it... One of the agents asks the other, ""Why didn't they just write '1 TB' instead?"""
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"I don't usually post on this sub, so here goes nothing..."
"A German boy band that plays some insane classical stuff. Bachstreet Boys"
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