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Joke of the Day

"Two FBI agents search an office and find a hard drive with ""KGB"" on it... One of the agents asks the other, ""Why didn't they just write '1 TB' instead?"""

"Everyone is at the store buying milk and bread to prepare for the snow. I'm buying frozen pizza. Enjoy your milk sandwiches, losers!"

"LISTEN LADY IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SITTING ON YOUR BABY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED ASKING FOR A BABYSITTER"

"Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!"

"""Did you bring your LIST?"" -Everyone who sees Craig at the supermarket, probably"

"What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?"

"I put a downward force on the end of a lever arm in hopes to get a cold-cuts sandwich but ended up with a meatball marinara... TL;DR Weight a moment, wrong sub..."

"What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer"

"Why is Jesus bad at hockey? He always gets nailed to the boards."

"As my eyesight gets worse my parents blame video games while my optometrist says it's due to the roundness of my eyeball. One way or the other, there is a stigma."