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Joke of the Day

"I was confused why my college wanted me to report my Mexican friend to the police Then j realised they were just asking me to turn in my essay."

"I wish that people who hear me sing could hear how awesome I sound in my head instead of how I actually sound."

"Boy born with no eyelids! The Dr. used the foreskin from the circumcision. Now the boy is cockeyed"

"Politics... ..."

"What is Michelle obama's favorite vegetable? BARACK-OLI"

"Why was 56 scared? Because 28 8 1."

"I'm not sure faith can move mountains... But we all know what it can do to skyscrapers. EDIT: Thanks for the love. More people have upvoted this post than have died in the attacks."

"My favorite palindromes I've come across are tit and boob."

"BREAKING: Popeye Expresses Outrage as Pope Goes to Mount Olive"

"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because they make up everything"