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Joke of the Day
"Help, my anus is trying to kill me!"
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"There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other ""get out of my son"""
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"<------Flair My penis is, -Yoda"
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"Did you hear about the fly that flew through a screen door? He strained himself."
"I got pizza grease on my newspaper today And thought I'd developed x-ray vision."
"I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, but no one made sandwiches."
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