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Joke of the Day

"A groom raises his glass to toast his wife on their wedding day I've finally found a perfect girl i could not ask for more she's deaf and dumb and over sexed and owns a liquor store."

"""hey what's that sqiggly thing on the ground?"" ""i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m"" -- how the worm got its name"

"Little Red Riding Hood is my favorite story about an idiot who can't tell the difference between a human and a wolf."

"[NSFW] Excuse me, are you hungry? Good, because I'm fucking hungry tonight!"

"Finding exactly what right women don't have in America is like transmuting iron to gold. You can't."

"Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes? It had the spoon, but not the 4k."

"College graduates, did you know there are people that went to Princeton that can't find a job? And you just went to a normal shitty school."

"This was the funniest joke in the world when I was five. why did the chicken cross the road roll in the dirt and cross the road again? because he was a dirty double crosser!"

"What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called ""herpes"" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts."

"I've got the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo."