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Joke of the Day
"The relationship between a man and a woman is psychological. She's a psycho and he's logical."
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"What has a bottom on top? A leg."
"*dog barks at absolutely everything, every time* Me: SHUT UP *dog barks at burglar, one time* Me: It's like he just knew there was danger"
"I Opened A Shelter Called ""Tempura House"" It's for lightly battered women."
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same Once you heard juan...you've them jamal...sorry i had to"
"What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents"
"Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry."
"I recently learned how to suck my own dick... Sorry if I sound full of myself."
"If you watch tape from The Ring you die in 7 days unless you copy it and show it to someone else. So what happens if you put it on Youtube?"
"*at adoption center* ""Okay yeah they're all great and all, but which one is the most photogenic for Facebook and stuff like that"""