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Joke of the Day

"Studies show That 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy"

"brace yourselves, the orthodontist just died"

"I'm never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist."

"OMG you guys. I just got asked out. By a real live guy. I don't know what to do!? Play dead? Duck and roll? I'm so confused!!"

"Everyone is just looking for that special someone who could do way better but chooses not to for some inexplicable reason."

"What did Victoria say to the tailor? I'm a Taylor too."

"[1st date] HER: do you like charades? MIME: [thumbs up] HER: well? MIME: [nodding 'yes'] HER: hello? MIME: [shooting self with finger gun]"

"Rabbi So today I was wondering, when a rabbi performs a circumsision, does he get paid or does he just keep the tips?"

"Did you hear about the cloned dogs who couldn't figure out which was the original? It was a real paradogs"

"A guy walks into a bar. A guy walks into a bar with a block of asphalt under his arm, he says to the bartender ""I'll have two beers, one for me and one for the road"""