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Joke of the Day
"*two minor inconveniences happen at the same time* me: *needs to lie down for 3 days*"
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"What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines? an airbroosh"
"The worst part of going on a date with a guy I don't like is how my grandma always dies before our food gets there."
"Girl, is your dad Louis Vuitton? Because you have such big bags under your eyes. Wait am I doing this right"
"Every woman's dessert order starts with, ""I shouldn't."""
"i have two wives and i take care of them both equally and love them both equally. ain't that bigamy?"
"Miss Anders... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."
"I would post a Casey Anthony joke... But my mom would kill me."
"I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung."
"I may not be perfect but I am always me."