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Joke of the Day
"If they sold Star Trek themed condoms they wouldn't need to put any condoms in the wrappers."
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"I wanted to tell a science joke. But I figured it'd be too quarky."
"*throws goods on conveyor belt* Cashier: is that all sir? Me:""Nope. You got change for a trophy?"""
"I remember watching this excellent porno back in 2002 so I tried to find it on the internet. In hindsight, typing ""14 year old porn"" into Google probably wasn't my smartest idea"
"What do you call a rich South American? A Brazilianaire!"
"I was at my friend's house the other day and saw his dog licking its balls. ""Oh, I wish I could do that"" I said, my friend then replied back ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you"""
"How does a baby ghost cry? ""Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"""
"How do you get a gay to fuck a women? Shit in her cunt"
"Just ran into Bjork walking into her hjotel. Ljoking fjorward to her show at Pitchfjork tjonight (hjoly shit my Icelandic is pjerfect)."
"A Mexican, a Jewish, and an American walk into a bar... Bartender asked, ""is this a joke?"""