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Joke of the Day
"Why did Beethoven love playing low notes. Higher notes weren't worth the the treble."
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"Time machine jokes aren't funny, you guys. My great grandson dies in a time machine crash."
"Politicians have more need of diapers than babies because they're full of way more shit."
"What do you wear when it's raining homophobia? A straight jacket."
"My own Mother called me a 'Son of a Bitch'. Then she told me I was adopted :("
"A man walks into a bar... ""ouch"""
"Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car? She got tired of all that Cruise control."
"I hear crowded elevators smell different to midgets it's because of all the assholes"
"I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today. The experience was really eye opening."
"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake? Bob"