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Joke of the Day

"Music Jokes! Jake: What did the Clarinet say to the naughty Trumpet? Sean: What? Jake: Why are you always in treble?"

"I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just graduate and go off to college or something."

"Reddit Starts with an R and, Ends whit an E. right?"

"What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? Third Grade!"

"I say ""Hey man, I got your back."" He thanks me until he collapses from being spineless. I give his back to an infant. ""Baby got back."" I say"

"My father has a big wallet and drives a huge car! He's a busdriver."

"What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile."

"I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book... Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost me a fortune in stamps."

"Why did the spanish man's boat sink? Ola"

"What kind of bee can you milk? A boobie.."