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Joke of the Day
"Karate Kid (1984) Two grown adults enlist minors to fight a martial arts proxy war."
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"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !"
"Did you hear about that rude homeless guy down the street? He made some roofless remarks."
"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"
"Brain walks into a bar. or maybe was his name Brian? No, it was like bill or brad or something. Anyways that dude had the best weed."
"Politics is like a car you press ""D"" to go forward and ""R"" to go back"
"What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around"
"I bought a boomerang from a ghost yesterday.. I know it's going to come back to haunt me!"
"Why not just say you're feeling thargic, don't be all French about it"
"My mute friend told me a funny joke."