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Joke of the Day
"All women want to be swept off their feet, until you push them into the sea. Dating is hard!"
Next Joke
"Horrible news. My nephew was on a bus traveling on a foggy mountain road in Chile. Then he got those big stupid disks put in his earlobes."
"TIL of a man who masturbated in public for 16 hours straight before police arrived. He was wrist strained."
"What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
"I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul. Nobody got it."
"[Produce Aisle] Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave. *mouthful of like 20 grapes * ""That lady took one too!!"""
"Jared likes his women like he likes his sandwiches 6 and 12"
"What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
"A father bull and his son are standing on a hill. Overlooking the cows. The son says ""dad lets run down there and fuck a cow!"" The father bull says ""Son, lets walk down there and fuck em all."""
"What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds? There's twenty of them."