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Joke of the Day

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says ""Bartender, I'll have a beer please . . . and a mop"""

"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."

"I always thought air was free Until I bought a bag of chips."

"What goes thru a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's asshole."

"A thief stole my gate the other day, but I didn't report him I was afraid he might take a fence"

"extremely suspicious that there's no information about brains that didn't come from a brain"

"I ""accidentally"" washed my cellphone once, and my wife has never let me do laundry again.... Yeah Accident"

"In Soviet Russia... Joke kills you."

"Millenials won't get this one Their own home"

"I got a new thesaurus. It's terrible. On top of that, it's also terrible."