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Joke of the Day
"The wife and I just got divorced. We split the house.........I got the outside."
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"I always wear a wet suit and goggles to the pub so I don't look like an idiot when I wake up on the beach in the morning."
"A guy walked up to my bar. He said, ""Can I have a stiff drink?"" ""Of course,"" I replied, cracking some Viagra pills into his whiskey."
"Why did Jack get a restraining order? Beanstalking."
"What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly? A herrocopter"
"The Dali Lama walks into a Pizza store He says, ""make me one with everything"""
"Hi I was calling about the $300/hour part time job I read about in a sexy ad I saw on an illegal torrent site. Are you guys still hiring?"
"What's the worst thing about being in an incestuous relationship with your own father? Every time you say to him ""I'm horny"" he always replies ""Hi, horny, I'm dad""."
"What do you call a hippie with a business major? A Hippie-crite."
"What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole Brown Simpson at the Pearly gates? Heres your fucking sunglasses!"