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Joke of the Day
"The wife and I just got divorced. We split the house.........I got the outside."
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"Obama and Putin are fighting over a phone charger. You might even say they're in a power struggle."
"Three guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks under it."
"My penis is very judgemental It only points out the people I like."
"I'm not saying I'm a bad cook. But how long does pasta stay in the toaster?"
"Really hope autocorrect altered that last text because if not my mom's taking my little brother to a Christian rape concert tonight."
"kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are"
"What's better than a laxative? Reddit."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."
"Christopher Columbus: discovered nothing, kidnapped, enslaved & murdered natives & gets a national holiday honoring him? Well played, sir."