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Joke of the Day
"Do vampires get AIDS?"
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"Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says ""Don't Bother Me,"" so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works."
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"I made a Wooden Engine.. Everyone was shocked to see that it wood work."
"What do you call a man with erectile dysfunction? Doesn't matter, he won't come"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!"
"To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends."
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"Remember to make short sighted assumptions and rash decisions with almost no information today."
"Since Trump got elected 2.5 million Americans want to leave the country That's 2.5 million jobs he's already made!"