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Joke of the Day
"What do a battleship and a belly button ring have in common? They're both Naval units."
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"Ever hear about that guy who sued the door factory? It was an open and shut case."
"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do"
"Not to brag, but I finished this 14 day diet... in 3 hours and 38 minutes."
"Wife: The police are here asking about a break in at the pet store Me from within a pile of puppies: Tell them I'm not here."
"You've got to hand it to little babies because their stupid little arms can't reach anything"
"What happened when Harry Potter had sex with a pig? He got hog warts."
"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
"How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One hooker at a minimum. However the light bulb must be big enough for two people to fit inside"
"My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet."