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Joke of the Day
"Is your last name Stilton? *insert cheesy pickup line here...*"
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"LPT: When weightlifting, always have a friend videotape it. Because the camera always adds 10 pounds."
"Why is divorce so expensive? BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!!!"
"What do you say to a man with a broken lizard? Sorry about your reptile dysfunction."
"Doctor: This patient needs exercise. Get him a walker. No that's a zombie I wanted a walk-oh I see what you did there, nurse [Everyone dies]"
"My GPS thinks we should see other drivers."
"How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks? With Barnacles (bar nickels)"
"Moses How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it."
"Whats the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry can escape the chamber."
"North-Korean food I made North korean food for my GF. She said pizza isn't North korean. I said Shut up and eat it."