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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you a pet rock? Because I want you in my butt."
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"Based on my calculations I can retire about 5 years after I die."
"What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well for starters the flag is a big plus."
"What is harder said than done? Your mom"
"So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Well, you know what they say... Orange is the new black."
"Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:................."
"What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband? You'll never be president, Jeb."
"My son asked me where babies come from. He so silly, babies are too young to come."
"How do you measure the mass of God? Yahweh it of course."
"Snickers wrapper: ""contains peanuts"", I expected, but ""brief language"" and ""partial nudity"" was a total surprise."