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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you a pet rock? Because I want you in my butt."
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"I heard Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"
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"UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning... He greeted him with ""Buenos Diaz"""
"A man walks into a restaurant in Mainland China. He calls the waiter over and tells him, 'That steak was rubbery.' 'Thank you for the compriment, sir, and have a rubbery evening!'"
"What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with? Smoked Muenster."
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"What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer"
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"leonardo dicaprio would have won 8 oscars by now if he was named after one of the cooler turtles"