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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"What did the two tampons say to each other? Nothing, they're both stuck-up cunts."

"You're mother is so stupid... ... She threw water on the computer to put out a flame war!"

"Yes, I'm aware I can't fly, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try if my chute doesn't open."

"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mom."

"Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?"

"Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight? The Thai fighter"

"Why did the Elton John wax dummy get down voted? Because it was fake and gay."

"Receptionist: So you're here about your carpal tunnel huh..fill out these 20 forms and press hard so the copies are clear"

"Mom: You need to get a hobby. Me: Like photography? Mom: I don't think stalking the garbageman is a hobby."