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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about looking at internet porn? When the librarian tells you to leave."

"What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton? A Fig Newton is Force sensitive."

"David Hume's 'Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion' was published after his death, or in other words... it was published posthumeously."

"What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house? I don't know.. I just don't see it."

"Listen. I may be a nerd, but I have had sex. Just ask my wife. (Please don't ask my wife.)"

"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is dead."

"Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted."

"Eyebrow gaps are so much more important than thigh gaps"

"Kim Kardashian's starts a new political party, and names it Popular Back"

"Forget the fad diets, I'm gonna lose weight the old fashioned way - by not having enough money for food."