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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about looking at internet porn? When the librarian tells you to leave."
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"I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies."
"9yo: *struggling for 10 mins trying to start peeling a banana* How do you get into these!? Yo, evolution: You missed one.."
"They call it ""PMS"" because... Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
"All human beings are threads interwoven in the great tapestry of life, except for that one guy at your office. What the hell is his problem?"
"A dog will never borrow money from you, and that's why he's man's best friend."
"You can reduce your weight by one simple exercise of shaking your head horizontally. Do it when you are offered food"
"how do you make 7 even? remove the ""s"""
"Any size pizza can be a personal pizza if you're depressed enough."
"If you are having anxiety over something you've said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like."