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Joke of the Day

"A Japanese man wished to join the knights of England. The recruitment official turned him away, however, stating that there can not be any chinks in their knights' armor."

"I rated that girl a 10 on the pH scale because she looked pretty basic."

"Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside."

"Road painters are not the kind of friends you should be around... They do lines all day."

"To err is human To arrrgh is pirate"

"A wife went with her husband to his doctors appointment... Doctor: I'm gonna need a urine and stool sample. Wife (to husband): Just give him your underwear honey!!!"

"Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong."

"Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant."

"Picking up McDonald's coffee now for tomorrow morning. Hopefully, it'll be cooled down by then."

".oneliner ihave a friend who does porn; she says it.s not as hard as it looks..."