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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my ladies Strong, black, and preferably fair trade"
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"All of my tattoos mean something. For example, the Chumbawamba lyrics on my rib cage mean I don't drink tequila anymore."
"We've all seen that person on Social Media who likes to debate things as if they are a college professor. Dude...you're arguing with someone who uses ""dat"""
"I love eBay! Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."
"What type of sound system does a Saab have? A Saab-woofer :)"
"Can February March? Don't know but April May..."
"Who invented minced meat ? A leper playing the guitar."
"What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head? Brenda"
"I went to the hairdresser and she asked how I'd like my hair cut. In silence."
"When you complain about dropping your phone remember that there are people who are starving who'll totally make you another one."