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Joke of the Day

"[on death row] ""what would you like for your last meal?"" ""A McRib"" ""McRib doesnt come back for 6 more mont...oooh well played!"""

"How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries"

"A team of computer scientists just announced their discovery of the new largest prime number. Apparently it's 5x larger than the last one!"

"What did the coach say to his star player after he pissed his pants? Hey man urine"

"I was dating a midget but I had to break up with her. She never really grew on me."

"Why cant russians drive stick? Because they are always Stalin!"

"ITT: Your best (or worst) puns. See all those crows flying over that woman with that loaf of bread? She's going to get murdered."

"Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat."

"How do trees browse the internet? They log in."

"I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to Earth."