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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Wiener dogs are the the breed that bites the most people? Well, you would be pissed off too if your arms and legs were a foot long!"

"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"

"What do American beer and sex in a canoe have in common? F***ing close to water!"

"Money is the root of all evil, until the collection plate comes around"

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect a teritary joke."

"Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood? Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail."

"*goku flies into the sunset* not knowing how the sun and earth really work he says ""WHAT THE HELL WHERE'S THAT SUNSET BEEN FLYING FOR DAYS"""

"Saw a cute girl at work today. I told her I get off in five minutes and she smiled. Then I said I finish work in one hour and she left."

"I used to be married to a girl with a wooden leg. But then I broke it off."

"A little boy walked into a police station ""I lost my daddy"" says the boy. ""We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?"" asked the officer. ""Liquor and women."""