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Joke of the Day
"Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating."
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"What did Bill Cosby say in response to his rape allegations? Kids say the darndest things."
"I may not be able to use by the ""N"" word... But at least I can say things like ""Hey Dad"", and ""Thanks for the warning Officer!""."
"Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves"
"I accidentally watched 2 minutes of golf and my pants turned plaid!"
"What do you call someone with No body and a nose.. Nobody knows.."
"*Runs fingers over Braille calendar* Is this a date? It feels like a date."
"The doctor told me I need more greens in my diet. So I have no switched to mint Oreos."
"drity What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake."
"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."