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Joke of the Day

"Is pikachu called pikachu because he always say pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?"

"chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried."

"Joke from my 7 year old cousin - Why did the ninja go to college? He wanted to be a ninja-neer."

"Why do jewish men like latinas? Because chicsas are hot!"

"How does a coffee maker know it might be pregnant? It's period is a little LATTE."

"What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!"

"I found my first gray pubic hair today. It was in my Big Mac"

"The letter R is just the letter P showing off some leg."

"Did you guys hear about Joan Rivers? The mortuary got $32 at the recycling center for her body."

"Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him ""Elvis the pelvis""? Because he had a brother named Enos."