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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so old... Her age has to be expressed in scientific notation!"
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"Is there a punchline to this chemistry joke? Nobelium"
"Which is the worst career choice? Dentistry in Britain? Nutritionist in the Midwest? North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage?"
"I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book... Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost me a fortune in stamps."
"Me: ""Hi, do nurses still give sponge baths?"" Nurse: ""Sir, you're just here for a blood pressure reading..."" *pulls pants back up*"
"I was in the bank yesterday and all the money floated out of the vault and flew right out the door... It was a polterheist."
"What does a successful rapping cow struggle with? Moo money moo problems"
"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree might kill you? A pool table."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None."
"Jokes There are 30 cows in a field 28 chickens. How many didn't?"