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Joke of the Day
"Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef? ...To get to the other tide! Shark Week Hoo Ha Ha!"
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"How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer? The extrovert looks at your feet when talking."
"What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering."
"So I found a Chinese pet carer... He said he would wok my dog for me"
"You have to give it to pedophiles They're the only ones who follow the speed limit in school zones"
"*Alcohol kills germs. *Vodka is alcohol. *Flu is germs. *Vodka kills the flu. *You're welcome!"
"#MakeAFilmUncomfortable The Godfather - With Benefits"
"If you're about to be turned into stone by Medusa, strike a hilarious pose and at least lighten things up for the next guy."
"Dr: If you want to lose weight, you need to do things that'll make you sweat. Me: *applies for a loan*"
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee? Because he started drinking it before it was cool."