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Joke of the Day
"What's red and smells like paint? Red paint"
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"""My birthday's coming"" Do you know what I need?"" ""Yeah but how do you wrap a life?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !"
"If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Mistletoe."
"To err is human... To arr is pirate."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! Aaand I'm out"
"I went to get a physical the other day... And the doctor told me that I had to stop masturbating. Shocked, I asked him ""why?"" He said I had to stop because he was giving me a physical."
"[OC] Kid: I just shat gold Parents: Wow, finally something good came out of you"
"Don't you hate it when you're running on a treadmill and then your butt gets really itchy and then you over-share on the internet?"
"Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms? There's already handicapped stalls."