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Joke of the Day
"What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems? By sending them executables."
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"Wanna hear a joke The UN"
"Why does lightning only strike the French? Because it follows the path of least resistance"
"They refused to take my order just because I was wearing a dastardly Dracula cape. The people at the blood bank have no sense of humour."
"""FOUR MORE YEARS!!! FOUR MORE YEARS!!!..."" - Honey Boo Boo's teachers her senior year of high school"
"Sperm bank I wounder if the receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used phrase ""Thanks for coming""."
"What do you say when you are trying to comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're"
"A man calls in to work sick on a Friday His boss asks him, ""Why what's wrong with you?"" He replies, ""its my eyes boss... I just can't see my ass coming in to work today."""
"What is Chalah before it's baked? Judo"
"So PSY's song ""Dear American"" includes the lyric ""Kill them all slowly and painfully"" and now I understand what Gangnam Style was all about."