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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally just told a girl that ""she has a nice head"" because I appearently have the flirting skills of a serial killer"

"The lights at this chinese dumpling place were too bright I had to ask them to Dim Sum"

"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4"

"The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted"

"What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists? The Spiders from Mars :("

"How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year."

"What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire"

"What did the green grape said to the purple grape? BREATHE, GOD DAMMIT!! BREATHE!!!"

"Guy playing chess with his Central European lover ""Czech and mate"""

"Whats the square root of 69? Ate something"