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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally just told a girl that ""she has a nice head"" because I appearently have the flirting skills of a serial killer"

"This joke will SHOCK you. how do you catch a mouse? Click baiting."

"Why did the computer cross the road? To get a byte to eat..."

"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan"

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."

"I'm sorry previews, but ""best movie of the year"" means nothing to me on January 18th."

"A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing."

"I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"*time travels an infinite number of times to stop myself from eating the pizza but every time, future me just joins past me in eating it*"

"I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime."