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Joke of the Day
"The squiggly red lines in Word documents are your computer's allergic reaction to dumb."
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"If you thought black people were mad about the Oscars... wait until the nominations come out for the World's Greatest Dad Award."
"Why is it OK for an ice company to commit fraud? Because their assets are already frozen."
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says why the long face? (Old I know) But I've heard so many variations on that one. What others are there?"
"How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her."
"knock knock player 1: whos there player 2: hola player 1: hola who player 2: holawhosn"
"How is a teacher like a hooker? They're both pretending that they're enjoying it."
"""ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE LOL!"" -captain of the Titanic"
"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body"
"How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom? A Lot."